1. run100s.com now lists 83 100 mile races in North America. Yeah, that includes the Canucks but does anybody even run their events?
2. We still have a magazine that lists every finisher from every ultra run in this country. DNFs are excluded but I know somebody who is keeping track.
3. Most race directors are volunteers, but I wonder how many volunteers are volunteers?
4. You can now earn as much as $10,000 for winning a 50-mile race. Almost as much as a headmaster earns in a month.
5. It’s taboo to say or write anything critical about a race, a runner, or an online registration service, even if it is for-profit or they are sponsored (not that it should matter). Can’t you see my grassy roots?
6. We have “national championship” races where runners are DQ’d for wearing headphones. Think you’d be DQ’d if you stuffed cotton in your ears?
7. One of our most famous characters is barely over five feet tall, has glistening calves, and is ripped like a prize fighter. No, I’m not referring to you, Seed.
8. We have mandatory “volunteer” service requirements to compete in our 100 mile races. I know, “give it a rest, LB.”
9. We’re a long ways from being an olympic sport yet we’re becoming mainstream. “Hey, have you read Born To Run?”
10. The grandfather of our sport apparently needs a nickname. Gordy, how about Barbados?
Well there goes the neighborhood…$10k for a trail race thats insane.Since we seem to have a cap on the number of people running in most trail races( which I believe is good for the trails even if I don`t get into States) I guess that was the only way left to ruin our sport.
In a show of true sportsmanship if I win I will donate the money to a Trail Foundation of Craigs choice.
@John Ticer, well, seeing that GOATS got $1000 of my hard-earned money this year (thanks to White Trash), how about you buy Waldo a new chainsaw? The Stihl 362 would be perfect. We got 20 more miles of the PCT to clear next summer.
2. You bet your ass I’m keeping track!
@AJW, How bout DNS’s, do you keep track of those too? And which is worse?
@FastED, Nope, only DNF’s. But I know someone else who keeps track of DNS’s:)
@AJW, So which is worse Jaydub a DNS or DNF or are they the same? And do you pay up on bets you lost?
@FastED, DNF’s are worse and I always pay up on bets I lose. What do I owe you?
@FastED, AJW does pay up on lost bets. The Georgetown Hotel has imprinted that Jiz Wiz credit card many times for many hundreds of dollars. And, if I take 8 hours from him in the next three years at WS, he’ll be paying up big time.
LB-Why do you go and break Seed’s heart like that? Couldn’t you have let him think the reference was to him? You know he’s sensitive.
@SLF, sshhhh, maybe he won’t hear the italics text when his girlfriend reads it to him.