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Top Ten Reasons Why You Ran Slow at States

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10. Your crew replaced your Aleve with the other blue pills, and, while it worked as a cooling mechanism, the priapism left little blood for the stomach or leg muscles. 9. You got lost somewhere around Chicken Hawk Rd (sorry lc). 8. You’re old. 7. You couldn’t tell if you were peeing blood or if …

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Top Ten signs you may be AJW

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10. You wake up with a puddle of drool on your pillow and 24 empty beer bottles on the floor. 9. You have an automatic email filter that rejects anything that doesn’t contain “AJW.” 8. You find a credit card receipt for the Georgetown Hotel for $585. 7. There’s three feet of snow in your …

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