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Top Ten signs you may be AJW

Posted by Craig on 19 December 2008, 3:00 am

10. You wake up with a puddle of drool on your pillow and 24 empty beer bottles on the floor. 9. You have an automatic email filter that rejects anything that doesn’t contain “AJW.” 8. You find a credit card receipt for the Georgetown Hotel for $585. 7. There’s three feet of snow in your …

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White Trash’s New Year’s Resolution

Posted by whitetrash on 17 December 2008, 1:33 pm

Guest Post by Alan Abbs LB, Thanks for asking me to waste my time writing this entry for a blog that no one reads except for you and your mom. You know, it was only 6 days after you announced your blog that you were e-mailing me to ask 1) if I’ve read it yet, …

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Lord Balls retort to lc

Posted by lowercase on 10 December 2008, 11:09 am

Guest Post by Lewis Taylor Open letter to lc from Lord Balls Re: Lc’s leadville race report Dear lc, That’s a nice race report. Cute. If you had listened to me, you wouldn’t have had to fly 1,000 miles so you could poop and puke and DNF at Leadville. You should have stayed home and …

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lc’s leadville race report

Posted by Craig on 4 December 2008, 1:02 am

Open letter to Lord Balls from lc November 24, 2008 Dear Lord Balls, Let me start off by reminding you that I am the King of Cool.  No, not Steve McQueen you shallow idiotic spunkbite.  Remember that race in California that you have been running for years and can never break four hours at?  The …

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