Top Ten Indicators You’re Washed Up

Have you been running ultras for a long time?  Wondering if maybe your best days are behind you?  Here are the top ten indicators that you may be a washed up ultrarunner. People come up to you at races you’ve won in the past and say, “you’re the guy that has the blog.” You can …

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I’d really like to be a Californian except…

After spending a week in Michigan Bluff I am reminded how much I love the California foothills.  Single track trails up the kazoo. Gold rush history.  Canyons.  Rivers.  Crazy weather swings: mid 70s sunny weekends with snow/rain/hail in between.  Friendly people.  I’ve thought a lot about whether I could move back to the area where I …

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Are You Obsessed?

How many times have you refreshed ultrasignup to see the current count of applicants?  A week ago there were 1687 applicants.  That’s now down to 1527 as I post today.   How many times have you checked this site to see if there are any new comments or posts from AJW, Jasper, Gilligan, Twiet, Monkeyboy, Cougarbait, …

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Top Ten Indicators You Might Be From Ashland

After spending another great weekend in this southern Oregon town, I made a few observations.  Here are the top ten indicators you might be from Ashland. 10. You put a Shakespeare quote on your race shirts – Lord, what fools these mortals be! 9. You don’t think Granite St is a hill. 8. You own …

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Confidential Business Proposal (Craig’s entry to WS)

Guest Post by White Trash LAGOS, NIGERIA. ATTENTION: GOOD AND HONORABLE CRAIG THORNLEY DEAR SIR, CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS PROPOSAL HAVING CONSULTED WITH MY COLLEAGUES AND BASED ON THE INFORMATION GATHERED FROM THE NIGERIAN CHAMBERS OF COMMERCE AND INDUSTRY, I HAVE THE PRIVILEGE TO REQUEST FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE TO TRANSFER MY ENTRY INTO THE 2010 WESTERN STATES …

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